Dear Y.,

I gave you yours. Now give me mine. This is painful.

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Dear Y.,

You know, my brother is 21. So's A. and J. I didn't realize they were all the same age as you. You're really young. You seem older.

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Dear Y.,

I got love for you. If you were born in the '80s.

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Dear Y.,

I think we have to get rid of the cat. She's not letting me sleep.

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Dear Y.,

Sometimes the things I imagine are more fun than reality. But you knew that.

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Dear Y.,

I made you a mixtape. But I left it on the bus. Now some kid's probably learning all about Radiohead.

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